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I want to prove a point to my parents it’s not weird to ship gay, fictional couples.
I hate having stuff on my feet while sleeping… But I’m wearing a footsie onesie and I don’t know what to do I’m so uncomfortable
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell