+free bird+

Reblog this if you ship Destiel or Sabriel.

ohdamnthosecheekbones:

I want to prove a point to my parents it’s not weird to ship gay, fictional couples. 

I hate having stuff on my feet while sleeping… But I’m wearing a footsie onesie and I don’t know what to do I’m so uncomfortable

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell